siobhanblank:

the-descolada:

siobhanblank:

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

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sadgrips:

when ur the only one who hates the new meme

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beyoncescock:

ahwahreh:

me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:

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dankmemeuniversity:

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thebootydiaries:

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I’m gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

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thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

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smollestfox:

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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hortensius:

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

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d1rtypaws:

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

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thebootydiaries:

me: i hate

someone: you hate what?

me: i HATE

k4dra:

“I have never regretted my silence. As for my speech, i have regretted it over and over again.”

— Umar Ibn al-Khattâb [رضي الله عنه]

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